trixie firecracker

right as i am posting this (8:02pm), my tumblarity is at 69. get some.

waiting for chinese.

ahaaaaaha story of my life :(

ahaaaaaha story of my life :(

(via amyrudnik)
LOL

(via amyrudnik)

LOL

thedailywhat:

xkcd.

I WISH I KNEW THIS

thedailywhat:

xkcd.

I WISH I KNEW THIS

fyeahstarwars:

thegooglymoogly:

Marc Ecko Star Wars Hoodies. Full-zip. May the Force be with you. (via jamiew)


UM. I NEED THIS.

fyeahstarwars:

thegooglymoogly:

Marc Ecko Star Wars Hoodies. Full-zip. May the Force be with you. (via jamiew)

UM. I NEED THIS.

carnalarm:

annierachel:

anthropophagous:

2009 City Crime Rate Rankings, more
good showing, midwest. surprised to see how low Tucson (#65) and phoenix (#92) are rated. Everett, WA has more crime than Phoenix?

Dang, what up, 38! How’s it feel to be in #8?? PS - Where’s Chicago? From the media you’d think it’d be like #1.

Hartford and Bridgeport, but not New Haven! Almost surprised by this.

holla, killa city. i see you at #15.

carnalarm:

annierachel:

anthropophagous:

2009 City Crime Rate Rankings, more

good showing, midwest. surprised to see how low Tucson (#65) and phoenix (#92) are rated. Everett, WA has more crime than Phoenix?

Dang, what up, 38! How’s it feel to be in #8?? PS - Where’s Chicago? From the media you’d think it’d be like #1.

Hartford and Bridgeport, but not New Haven! Almost surprised by this.

holla, killa city. i see you at #15.

fyeahstarwars:

via Darth Vader
synecdoche:

(via orphanelliott)
ahahaha

oh yeah, like, all the time.

synecdoche:

(via orphanelliott)

ahahaha

oh yeah, like, all the time.

kyle and i spent forever and a half sewing this fucking thing on and the stitch busted at the crotch less than an hour later. fuck.

kyle and i spent forever and a half sewing this fucking thing on and the stitch busted at the crotch less than an hour later. fuck.

GPOYW

GPOYW

carnalarm:

amandatague:

I am not enough of a babe for tumblr.  Goddamn tumblfolks, you’re all so attractive.

no creep.

what does GPOY mean? I feel dumb asking

Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself

LEELOO DALLAS MULTIPASS.

LEELOO DALLAS MULTIPASS.

verbsnouns:

sngnyrslp:

True bonding: being drunk enough to pull over so you can both puke up almost ebverythign yu drak in the lat three hours.

sorry, no. you seem like a sweet girl but drunk driving is the stupidest shit ever. especially if you’re drunk enough to be puking THAT much. don’t be an idiot.
ahhh I don’t remember making that post. Apologies. I don’t own a car and I’ve never driven drunk and the driver wasn’t puking very much.

True bonding: being drunk enough to pull over so you can both puke up almost ebverythign yu drak in the lat three hours.

laurensbrain:

beautiful!

OMG

laurensbrain:

beautiful!

OMG